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Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 31 Oct 2008, 14:23
by nickyw
Here we are half way through term 4 and I was just in a yr9 (yes yr9) class helping set up various prac stations and a group of YR9 girls came up to me and said
"Oy Miss whats a beaker?"
I dont know whether to laugh or cry, What do these kids take in?????
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 31 Oct 2008, 14:33
by Loopy
And to think, these are potentially the people who will look after us in old people's homes! Really scary stuff...
Lou.
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 03 Nov 2008, 08:30
by Slartibartfast
Better than a staff member I suppose. I had a teacher ask what a round and a flat bottomed flask was once.
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 03 Nov 2008, 08:32
by Ocker
Hey Richard did you tell him, it is a flourence flask
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 03 Nov 2008, 08:34
by Slartibartfast
No, that would just have confused him. He has enough trouble grasping roll call.
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 03 Nov 2008, 13:58
by Robdean
I remember a teacher (male) at a previous school asking me for a curette! Can you believe it?? After a process of elimination and guesswork I found that he actually needed a crucible! So pleased we didn't have to procede with the curette!
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 03 Nov 2008, 14:27
by Loopy
I dunno... sounds like a perfect candidate for experimental purposes... No brains no pains...
Lou.
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 04 Nov 2008, 07:48
by Ocker
A crucible! Silly me, I would have given him a Burette, or a deflagrating spoon might have done the original job
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 04 Nov 2008, 08:19
by sunray18
I have been laughing here with tears running down my cheeks... a curette!
I agree with Ocker - i would have thought burette...
But come to think of it .. hey - lets all have an In-service atyour place and we can SEE how to do a curette on the teacher!!!!!
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 04 Nov 2008, 08:32
by Ocker
Ooooh! yer
You who I have in mind, She has just come back from 2 months LSL
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 04 Nov 2008, 11:09
by sunray18
Well - Ocker , i WAS thinking of the MALE teacher who asked for it originally
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 04 Nov 2008, 11:35
by Ocker
Go back to your Bio books thats physically not possible
Re: Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Posted: 04 Nov 2008, 14:37
by smiley
Well "No duh" as the students say.